Seasons Greetings
There’s not much to say about this one as this person either has anger issues or has happened to them on too many occasions. Regardless, we think the driver will park on their best behavior going forward.

Seasons Greetings
Seems Simple
Okay, this one is concise and to the point, but it is effective! All they are asking for is for the driver not to block the pavement, and we don’t think it is too massive of a request. This one isn’t too harsh, just direct.

Seems Simple